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Diet Failure is not Your Fault

 

Author: Lance Winslow

How can diet failure be your fault? After all you can always find some reason to blame the other guy for just about anything; isnt that our training? I mean look at the Donald Trump "Youre Fired" reality TV Show, simply blame it on the next guy. Even Donald Trump blames the other guy, for instance his shows ratings have drooped, but he says it is Martha Stewarts fault, because her new show has stolen the viewers away.

Last night we were trying to figure out who is at fault that you are fat? You are fat because; McDonalds Hamburgers, Fries, Supersize and those Chocolate fudge Sundays or because you did not do enough crystal meth to stay thin? You see how people are so quick to blame. They blame their fast food restaurant in a court of law and their dealers for not cooking up the next batch fast enough?

I say, you people are not to be blamed for your Diet Failure or lack of exercise and I agree with you it is not Your Fault. I have a perfect diet plan. Move to Florida and then wait, a Big Massive Giant Hurricane will come, everyone will go buy gasoline to leave the state, but you will be too busy buying drugs and eating crap and then there will be no gasoline. So, you can run like hell to get away. And just think you can eat all you want, like a marathon runner, because you will be doing this five to seven times each year. I guarantee if you try to run away on foot from Hurricanes each year that you will lose so much weight that the Hurricane will blow you away. Think on this you pathetic human.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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